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JAIS tangkap lagi

Teringat Ahbeng disatu ketika dulu JAIS tangkap siratu cantik diikuti pula sipenghibur club hiburan. Kali ini sangat berbeza. Bisa keliru dan celaru jadinya bila tertangkap dari golongan ilmuan and A’liman. Motif tangkapan semacam dhaif jer .

Pada JAIS Ahbeng nak Tanya;

Perlu ker tangkap siratu yer? kalau berilmu tentu tak bertanding kan dier?

Perlu ker tangkap sang penghibur nyer? Nak cari makan itulah skill dier; dulu tak diajar masa kan faham dier.

Kisah terjadi disatu ketika agak dah lama dulu. Kami pohon bantuan JAIS untuk bena sekolah agama tapi hambar lerr. Terlalu amat banyak kerenah, sebab dan syarat. Mujor lah kami kuat semangat jihad serta faham yang amat sangat bahawa  ilmu wajib diperturunkan. Berganding bahu kami laksana jayakan jua kerana kami faham, bukan nyer jahil ayah dan bonda cuma sebok nak ajarkan. Sekolah agama prebet kami asaskan. Syukor Alhamdulillah kini kami ucapkan. Setelah berhempas pulas Sekolah Agama Rakyat telah pun terbina walaupun masa menunggu punyer ler lama. Kesian kat anak anak kiter.

Dari sudut minda:

ISLAM berdiri atas dua landasan iaitu 1. ILMU, 2. AMAL (Ibadah)

Syarat muslim apabila seseorang itu mengucapkan dua kalimah shahadah maka muslim lah diri nya.

Ilmu dan amalan penentu tahap dirinya. Rukum Islam lima (5) perkara, satu (1) Ilmu dan empat (4) Amalan (Ibadah). Untuk melaksanakan rukun islam kedua, ketiga, keempat dan kelima perlukan pada ilmu. Rukun Iman pula enam (6) perkara. Andai dihalusi bediri atas ilmu jua.

Disini masih Ahbeng jumpai tanda Tanya. Adakah JAIS dan seangkatan mereka ( Jabatan Islam, IKIM, ILIM, etc, etc) melaksanakan amanah yang diberikan pada mereka???. Munkin kah ketandusan ide???  Missioneries sanggup merentas desa tak kan komer nak dudok opis jerr!!!!!! Punyai persepsi negative pula dari orang memuda, habis tuh camner nak tarik merekerrr!!!!!!

Sabda Rasullullah s.a.w:

“ Menuntut ilmu adalah wajib bagi setiap Muslim”

“Ilmu adalah pemimpin amal, dan amal sebagai makmum”

“Bahawasanya tidurnya orang berilmu lebih baik daripada shalatnya orang bodoh”

“ Setiap orang yang telah mendapat petunjuk kemudian sesat disebabkan suka berbantah bantahan untuk mencari  kemenangan, bukan kebenaran, tidaklah akan beruntung, kecuali orang itu dilimpahi rahmat Allah, sehingga ia taubat”

FIKIR FIKIR KAN LAH YERRR

Najib Says,,,,,,

 

NST 3^rd November 2009

The Government seeks to cut food import by half; excerpts:-

1. To achieve this “high income” model economy must be established, where earnings of farmers, fishermen and breeders were enhanced.,,,,We have to stress high value agriculture and bring producers closer to market,,,.
2. However farmers, fishermen and breeders would have to move away from the cultivate-harvest-and leave method.
3. DSN called on FAMA to think out of the box
4. And further added that those interested in high-value farming should approach the Agro-based Industry Ministry.
5. DS Noh Omar said RM6b had been allocated to develop agriculture sector in 2010 budget.

Ahbeng is looking forward to this new model.

In Malaysia farming is synonymously POVERTY.

Many a time had openly been said that padi farmers in Kedah been “unofficially” {the government has yet to recognize the fact} categorized as poverty group. Not only in Kedah but in almost every little district in Malaysia Farmers are relatively still earning a poverty income.

And that has not been their faults however by defaults.

On comparative basis Malaysian Farmers are 15 – 20 years behind Thailand, be it in durian, kamben and lembu or kerbau.

What has the Government Agencies been doing all these years?????? MARDI, DVS, DOA and what have we, still infants despite being 53?????.

Success stories may be in oil palms and rubber plantation. Small scale success mainly contributed by private investors. Government assisted ???? Many gone into the drains!!!!!!!!!

It must be due to the DIET within the political system or could be ATTITUDE of the Government  Servant. Ahbeng says “both”  are attributes. If these may be the scenarios, Quantitative and Qualitative approach the PM should adopt. NKRA  shall be pointing towards that objectives.

Fikir,,,,,,kata M.Nasir

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I truly enjoy the song since the late 70’s .

In fact Hot Rod and his style that’s the way I like it.

31st Ogos 2009

akan tiba, maka genap lah setahun Ahbeng menjadi koboi professional.

Bila jadi koboi full time maka lebeh banyak masa terluang untuk merancang kearah masa depan. Kini lembu lembu ku sehat sejahtera dan Insyaallah dengan izin NYA akan bergerak selangkangkah demi selangkah saperti yang dirancangkan.

Sempat juga melihat keadaan sekeliling dan menatapi pusaka peningalan orang tua.

Kini tanah pusaka ayahanda telah pun ditanam dengan kelapa sawit dan juga pokok gaharu. Dan beberapa bidang tanah lagi akan diusahakan secara berperingkat peringkat.

Pada mula nya keluarga berasa agak gusar atas pilihan untuk jadi koboi professional.

Kini kesangsian mereka tidak lagi, malahan ucapan yang memberangsang kan yang Ahbeng dengari bila ketemui dengan mereka.

Itulah Ahbeng. That’s me.

Sifat degil dan yakin pada diri sendiri adalah asset yang termahal dimiliki.

For those out there Ahbeng would like to  say this,,,,,,

” Strategy that’s what its take to succeed and to be what you wannabe”.

To some people who knows me may say this

“” aaah its a pity”"”

Ahbeng wish to say these

” ..my exit strategy actualy…. thank you for helping my dreams become realities….”

and

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Dato’ Sri Najib (DSN),

Ahbeng mengucapkan tahniah dan syabas kepada DSN Presiden UMNO dan juga diatas perlatikan sebagai PM Malaysia yang ke 6.
Ahbeng yakin era kepimpinan baru akan menjadi kenyataan dan philophy One Malaysia mencapai sasaran.

Mengimbas kembali apa yang DSN ucapkan semasa perhimpunan agong UMNO yang lalu: “UMNO perlu berubah sebelum diubah dan berubah sebelum kita rebah”.

Ya, Ahbeng amat setuju sekali bahawasanya UMNO perlukan perubahan yang berani dan drastic. Perubahan yang menyeluroh disetiap peringkat yang bermula daripada pemimpin yang paling atas sehingga lah kepada pemimpin bawahan, negeri, bahagian dan cawangan. It is a MAJOR change indeed.

DSN telah juga menyatakan bahawa setiap ahli UMNO khusus nya kepada yang diamanahkan sebagai pemimpin perlu memiliki empat ciri: 1. Bersetia, 2. Berintegriti, 3. Berkebolehan dan 4. Berdedikasi.

Pandangan Ahbeng:

Bersetia: Di masa lalu dan mungkin juga di masa kini sememang telah lama wujud dalam diri dan telah sebati dijiwa UMNO. Dalam kata lain nya “Kroni” tanpa memikirkan masakini apatah lagi masa depan. Bersetian sebegini merupakan kanser dalam diri UMNO yang (mungkin) amat susah nak diubati.

Berintegriti: Persepsi masakini amat rendah sekali, struktur perlu dibaiki

Berkebolehan: Pancong memancung akan Cuma menghasilkan rebung

Berdedikasi: Andai nya bersetia atas dasar kroni mungkin kah timbul komitmen n dedikasi.

Ahbeng cuma nak tanya disini:

Boleh kah UMNO melakukan pembedahan yang “MAJOR and CRONIC” ini sebelum diubah dan rebah?????????????????.

Eden Dah Kombali

Che Det telah kembali saperti yang dia katai
Itulah perinsip insan yang murni
Kata harus dikota Janji mesti ditepati
Integriti diri nyata Che Det punyai
Che Det negarawan Malaysia yang dihormati
Seantero dunia Che Det dikenali
Asset sebegini hadir julong2 sekali
Permata yang satu ini sayang ada yang tak tahu hargai
Pada pemimpin masakini
Elok juga bincang bersama sesekali
Pandangan “critical” kekadang pedas dirasai
Semoga tak jadi No Action and Talk Only
Agar flip-flip tak berulang kembali

Vision of a Great Man

Semenjak KTMB mengenalkan shuttle services antara Ipoh dan KL Sentral Ahbeng telah pun beberapa kali menggunakan shuttle berulang alik antara KL dan Ipoh.

Terasa amat dekat bagai kan “sebatanag rokok” saja jarak antara dua Bandaraya ini.

Dulu tren adalah pilihan yang terakhir tapi kini tren merupakan pilihan pertama untuk Ahbeng berulang alik. Tidak mustahil jika ada diantara pengguna shuttle ini tingal di Ipoh dan bekerja pula di KL and vice versa. Mungkin mereka membuat keputusan atas dasar ekonomy dan juga keselesaan.

Syabas KTMB dan elok juga dikaji jika boleh diadakan service ini untuk 24 jam dan jadual perjalanan ditambah lagi dan dirapatkan.

Teringat Ahbeng disatu ketika dulu bahawa projek “Dual Track” ini ingin diberhentikan. Kata nya ini satu Mega Projek yang menjurus kepada pembaziran. Itulah pandangan singkat sesetengah peminpin yang mungkin satelah mendapat nasihat dari pihak yang tertentu. Mujurlah lah projek ini dilaksanakan walaupun terdapat peningkatan kos disebabkan factor masa dan lenlain factor lagi.

Mujrlah lah Malaysia punyai pemimpin yang visionary.
Tun Dr Mahathir, you are a great man.

Sinatra-Z

Tertarik Ahbeng dengan tulisan Sinatra_Z maka let us share this togethergether. Well written Sinatra

Sinatra_Z – Why I Support Learning Math and Science in English.

Recently there is a lot of support calling for the reversal of teaching maths and science in English. Much of these support comes of intellectual who has never studied any form of science or math in their respective college or University.

Take for example the recent PPSMI forum which was supposed to be attended by Anwar Ibrahim but was replaced by Syed Husin ALi.

Syed Husin Ali is a Professor of Anthropology and Sociology rom University Malaya. What science or mathematics is there? In fact I had to look at the dictionary to understand the meaning of Anthropology. The anthropologist Eric Wolf once described anthropology as “the most scientific of the humanities and the most humanistic of the sciences.”

Zaidel describes Anthropology as a major you take in Uni if you can’t do Math well but want to seem smart by having fancy words on your degree.

And Anwar Ibrahim? Degree in Malay Studies, Oiyoooo the only Math they have in Malay Studies is to calculate the amount of credit you take per semester which isn’t much of a problem for Anwar because during his Uni days he spent most of them shouting slogans on the street and getting angry for no apparent reason.

Why I say getting angry for no apparent reason? Because later he Joined UMNO!!

Back to the reason why I support the damn thing. I came from Universiti Teknologi Malaysia and trust me when I say this that a few years back this was the most Bahasa Kebangsaan University than any other local universities combined. Let’s just say the first 3 years of my Engineering days were filled with Bahasa Malaysia/Melayu jargons. Just to show you what I mean take a look at some of these examples..

Engineering Term
Capacitor – Pemuat
Resistor – Perintang
Impedance – Galangan
Current – Arus
Others include : Momen Lentur, Tegasan, Terikan, Pepejal, Dinamik Haba and etc…

I mean those Engineering Lecturer took the extra mile to translate every single damn thing into Malay and I greatly respect this. As oppose to my sociology lecturers who like to screw up the Malay Language by prostituting English words into BM.

Take for example this term “Dekadensi Moral” When I first saw that term I was thinking what the hell is dekadensi moral, a type of resistor or something? Turns out Dekadensi comes from the English word Decadence.
Dekadensi Moral means Moral Decadence direct translation where as you can simply translate it into “Kemerosotan Akhlak/Moral” which is much more clear. But NOOOO he had to use dekadensi so that he would seem smart and people won’t question his Associate Professorship. Then you would have other words like kompak, visi, misi, infotainment, naratif kecil, naratif besar and penkek.

At first the Lecturers (Engineering) seemed to get it all good, they managed to translate the English term to BM very well and with very clear meaning. Then Things started to change as the subject get’s more complex and you get newer terms. Take for example this Subject..

“Motorolla 68000 Microprocessor” Which translates to Mikro Pemproses Motorolla 68000″ Sounds fine….

But then as you go deeper into the subject you will find more interesting terms. For instance

Timer – The clock cycle chip you use to send timing signals to the processors. It acts like a stopwatch to the processor.

BM Translation – Pemasa. Which is fine.

Then we have things like this -
Bistable Multivibrator – Dwimantap Penggetar Pelbagai. Apo Kobondo tu Jang?

Then in microprocessor you have this term call “Interrupt” and like it’s name it means to interrupt the normal cycle of the processor and tell it to focus to doing something else. Kinda like the phone rings when you are cooking, you stop cooking and answer the phone.

The Malay Jargon Interrupt would be Sampukan. Interrupt Pin – Pin Sampukan.

Sampukan? Sampuk ke? Sejak bila Mikropemproses ada pocong atau Jembalang dalam dia? Ini Electrical Engineering ka Bomoh Engineering?

Masked Interrupt – Sampukan Bertopeng.
Handshake Interrupt – Sampukan Jabat Tangan. Ko salam dengan dia lepas tu ko kena sampuk, kira dia ni macam santau laa.

Then you have this thing called “Latch” which is an output chip.
Latch in Malay is Selak.
Selak as in Selak pintu, Selak Pagar or Selak pintu Jamban.

Mula-mula baca dulu saya ingat Selak dalam erti kata Selak Kain.
Contoh – Angin bertiup kencang lalu baju kurung Fasha Sanda pun selak sikit lalu Zaidel pun telah menerima ganguan emosi akibat dari kejadian itu.

Naah see, And it gets interesting when it comes to “Electrical Power” Subject. In there there is this chapter where they talk about CoEnergy in power transmission. Coenergy in malay is translated to Kotenaga. Which is why when he gave the lecture my lecturer would loudly proclaim KOtenaga compare to the students who prefer to pronounce it as KOTEnaga.

3 phase Coenergy in power transmission would then become KoteNaga 3 fasa dalam penghantaran kuasa. OIYOOOOOO, kalah Anakonda!

Just for fun here are some other Technical Jargons you can play with…

Transformer – Pengubah
Decoder – Penyahkod (Mak Nyah kot)
Multiplexer – Pemultiplex
Polarity – Kutub
Instruction Set – Set Suruhan
Components – Peranti (I bet you didn’t know that)
Universal Asynchronous Receiver Transmitter (UART) – Penghantar Penerima
Pemasa Serentak Am

Now try translating this Connect Your Joy Stick into the server Port, you should find little problem with the Joystick as the server has Plug and Play mode.

Masukkan Kayu Ria anda ke dalam lubang pelayan, anda sepatutnya tidak mempunyai banyak masaalah dalam memasukkan kayu ria anda kerana pelayan ini mempunyai fungsi masuk dan main.

Hambik kau!
Tu belum dia kena sampuk ke selak ke nak nak pulak ada kotenaga.

By the time I was in my 4th year, Everything was taught in English…. SENANG!

Sambung Ahbeng pulookkk….

Ahbeng was educated in English Medium School through out and yet score distinction (A) in the MCE which I might say “commendable” coz not many of those in Malay Medium School had achieved during that period.

At the international level we see that regardless of any race from any continent English is the language be it in business, academic conference , research or any field for that matter.

I was in India quite sometime ago and did ask some stupid questions to the Indian freinds and they said that most subjects esp Maths and Sciences are taught in English and at the same time each student is mandatory to learn one local dialects (india has many dialects) plus its national language (Hindi – correct me pls).

Actually Ahbeng was very impress with the Indian (in India) with their self confidence which I think due to their exposure to international knowledge which are mainly in English. India has become amongst the the next big economy of the world. Bangalore has become the silicon
valley and many scientists in silicon valley are actually from India.

The protestor as been said by Sinatra Z are non mathematician nor scientist and know nuts about the subject matters. Most of them are “sastrawan” and in Ahbeng words they are whole lot of dreamers.

Shall Malaysian agree and support those dreamers and troublemakers??????
regardles of titles Dato or Tan Sri?????????
We are living in real life not in fantasies!!!!!!!!

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